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Set of 5 sarcastic pens.
Dog Lovers:
- Dogs > People
- Ask me about my dog
- Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog
- Hi, can I pet your dog?
- Dogs are cheaper than therapy
Nurses:
- Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever
- I Miss Sitting Down
- Here to save your butt, not kiss it
- I know I look tired, thanks
- Can't fix stupid but we can sedate it
Teachers:
- Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.
- Dreaming of Summer Break
- Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink)
- I Teach Therefore I Drink
- Teaching for the Money and Fame
Over It:
- Please Stop Asking Me To Do Things
- "I don't want to" - A Novel By Me
- I'm Just So Over All The Things
- That's A No From Me
- How am I expected to live, laugh, love in these conditions?
Work Sucks:
- Never too early to start dreading Monday
- I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow
- This meeting could have been an email
- Same Thing, Different Day
- Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock
Anxiety:
- OMG are you mad at me?
- BRB, let me overthink this
- Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety
- I came, I saw, I had anxiety so I left
- Can't wait to worry about everything today!
Christmas:
WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?
IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A *GIFT*
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT
DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF
College:
STU(DYING)
LUCKY EXAM PEN
IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
MAY YOUR COLLEGE MEMORIES LAST AS LONG AS YOUR STUDENT LOANS
THE EARLY MORNING CLASS WAS A BAD IDEA
Customer Service:
THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG
OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS
SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK
I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE
HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE
Pickleball:
WAIT, WHAT'S THE SCORE?
PICKLEBALL IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY
PICKLEBALL PRO(ISH)
YOU EITHER LOVE PICKLEBALL OR YOU'RE WRONG
SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE IT, I'D RATHER PLAY PICKLEBALL
If you don’t love everything in your order, no problem! We love what we do and want you to love it too! We accept returns in new condition with tags still attached postmarked within 14 days of delivery (or 14 days from the order date if picked up locally). We will refuse any items returned past the 14 day period. Return to 612 N Eisenhower Dr. Beckley, WV 25801. Please include a note with your name, order number and reason for return.
ONLINE CREDIT // Once we receive your return please allow 5-7 business days for the return to be processed for online credit only. Don’t worry, we’re confident that you’ll find something else you love! You will then be sent an email containing an e-gift card code with the credit amount to the email address used to place the order. Enter this code at checkout when placing your next order. Please note that original shipping fees are nonrefundable. A $5 fee will be deducted from the credit amount for incurred shipping costs on orders that qualified for free shipping. An additional 5% restocking fee will be deducted for orders placed through Sezzle.
FINAL SALE ITEMS ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURN // These items include: sale items, bralettes bodysuits, jewelry, face masks and hats. Shoes must be in original box, unworn and free of any scuffs or marks. We reserve the right to refuse any items with signs of wear, alteration, misuse, damage or are final sale items.
** HOLIDAY ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE
For any other questions regarding a return, please email hello@bluemagnoliaclothingco.com or call 304-256-7500 during store hours.