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Set of 5 sarcastic pens.

 

 Dog Lovers:

Dogs > People

- Ask me about my dog

- Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog

- Hi, can I pet your dog?

- Dogs are cheaper than therapy

 

Nurses:

Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever

- I Miss Sitting Down

- Here to save your butt, not kiss it

- I know I look tired, thanks

- Can't fix stupid but we can sedate it

 

Teachers:

Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.

- Dreaming of Summer Break

- Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink)

- I Teach Therefore I Drink

- Teaching for the Money and Fame

 

Over It:

- Please Stop Asking Me To Do Things

- "I don't want to" - A Novel By Me

- I'm Just So Over All The Things

- That's A No From Me

- How am I expected to live, laugh, love in these conditions?

 

Work Sucks:

- Never too early to start dreading Monday

- I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow

- This meeting could have been an email

- Same Thing, Different Day

- Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock

 

Anxiety:

- OMG are you mad at me?

- BRB, let me overthink this

- Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety

- I came, I saw, I had anxiety so I left

- Can't wait to worry about everything today!

 

Christmas:

WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?

IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A *GIFT*

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT

DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF

 

College:

STU(DYING)

LUCKY EXAM PEN

IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

MAY YOUR COLLEGE MEMORIES LAST AS LONG AS YOUR STUDENT LOANS

THE EARLY MORNING CLASS WAS A BAD IDEA

 

Customer Service:

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG

OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS

SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK

I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE

HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

 

Pickleball:

WAIT, WHAT'S THE SCORE?

PICKLEBALL IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

PICKLEBALL PRO(ISH)

YOU EITHER LOVE PICKLEBALL OR YOU'RE WRONG

SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE IT, I'D RATHER PLAY PICKLEBALL

Your item will ship via USPS within 3-5 business days after your order is paid. Shipping rates are based on the weight and delivery location of the order. Orders over $100 are eligible for free shipping. Shipping costs are non-refundable unless items you received are damaged or if there was a mistake on our end. You will be responsible for the cost of shipping back a return. We cannot guarantee that we will receive your return, so you may want to consider using a shipping service with tracking or purchasing shipping insurance.

If you don’t love everything in your order, no problem! We love what we do and want you to love it too! We accept returns in new condition with tags still attached postmarked within 14 days of delivery (or 14 days from the order date if picked up locally). We will refuse any items returned past the 14 day period. Return to 612 N Eisenhower Dr. Beckley, WV 25801. Please include a note with your name, order number and reason for return.

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** HOLIDAY ITEMS ARE FINAL SALE 

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