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Set of 5 sarcastic pens.

 Dog Lovers:

- Dogs > People

- Ask me about my dog

- Sorry I can't, I have plans with my dog

- Hi, can I pet your dog?

- Dogs are cheaper than therapy

Nurses:

- Best. Freaking. Nurse. Ever

- I Miss Sitting Down

- Here to save your butt, not kiss it

- I know I look tired, thanks

- Can't fix stupid but we can sedate it

Teachers:

- Coffee. Teach. Wine. Repeat.

- Dreaming of Summer Break

- Grade Now, Cry Later (red ink)

- I Teach Therefore I Drink

- Teaching for the Money and Fame

Over It:

- Please Stop Asking Me To Do Things

- "I don't want to" - A Novel By Me

- I'm Just So Over All The Things

- That's A No From Me

- How am I expected to live, laugh, love in these conditions?

Work Sucks:

- Never too early to start dreading Monday

- I'm starting to feel sick tomorrow

- This meeting could have been an email

- Same Thing, Different Day

- Personally victimized by my daily alarm clock

Anxiety:

- OMG are you mad at me?

- BRB, let me overthink this

- Even My Anxiety Has Anxiety

- I came, I saw, I had anxiety so I left

- Can't wait to worry about everything today!

Christmas:

WHAT WINE PAIRS BEST WITH FAMILY GATHERINGS?

IT'S BEGINNING TO COST A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS

GONNA LAY UNDER THE TREE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM A *GIFT*

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SILENT NIGHT

DECK THE HALLS YOUR OWN DAMN SELF

College:

STU(DYING)

LUCKY EXAM PEN

IT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.

MAY YOUR COLLEGE MEMORIES LAST AS LONG AS YOUR STUDENT LOANS

THE EARLY MORNING CLASS WAS A BAD IDEA

Customer Service:

THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG

OUTWARD SMILES, INWARD SCREAMS

SORRY, I'M ON MY BREAK

I DONT KNOW. I JUST WORK HERE

HERE TO HELP! JK, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

Pickleball:

WAIT, WHAT'S THE SCORE?

PICKLEBALL IS CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

PICKLEBALL PRO(ISH)

YOU EITHER LOVE PICKLEBALL OR YOU'RE WRONG

SORRY, I CAN'T MAKE IT, I'D RATHER PLAY PICKLEBALL